Gumptious Redefined

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settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

(Source: everets)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator)

dietchola:

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

dietchola:

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

(Source: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech)

blameaspartame:

not a phase

blameaspartame:

not a phase

(Source: dadblog)

ruinedchildhood:


STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS

ruinedchildhood:

STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS

(Source: tvgifable)

(Source: acorginamedollie)